The unforgettable LAXATIVE,

Watermelons are great for shakes especially on a blazing hot afternoon. It quenches your thirst, makes you feel that there is nothing better than that good slushy of watermelon at that exact moment. No amount of water,OJ, or soda can fill that need of thirst, well of course its all relative and im speaking subjectively of course, so anyone who feels like objecting…. well…. wala lang…. Wah! anywayz,so there, i felt all this most of the time, but everything changed when one afternoon after enrollment, les and i was so pooped out from walking, laughing and doing all sorts of goofy things in g4 when i decided to stop by fruit magic and by myself a medium glass of my favorite watermelon shake. well of course i felt so relaxed and truly quenched, and i suppose so was les coz she bought one for herself too, so there was 2 medium sized watermelon shakes on the table.hehe. anyhow, so there, we decided to retire in there mini chairs at the side, and gossiped and commented endlessly which celebrity looked dull, and which one looked stunning. after a while, less gave that surprised looked-eyes widening when she saw this basketball star, which normally i would not have reacted, but when i turned around and saw who it was, it was this guy that i really liked back in highschool. well, he’s not really that goodlooking but he has his charms, so anyway i froze, coz i really liked him , and used to watch his games, i was starstrucked to make things short. so he was there buying, and flaunting his "harmless" charms to people, so i drank my watermelom shake very quickly, and even drank les’ drink, well less than half lang, and felt my tummy really full, mind you, we just finished lunch 2 hours prior to that fruit magic thingy, so i was full even before i… oh well you get the picture. so there finally les and i left, and decided to go home, she went with me coz we were planning to hang at her tita’s place in BF, so there we rode the shuttle, and there it all started, when less and i felt that really weird feeling that people get when they have to pooh. well aside from it feeling nasty, the very thought that the shuttle wont be leaving anytime soon made me feel even more sick. so there we were sitting, holding our breaths, with sweaty palms on all those horrible effects of nature, "when you gotta go you gotta go"-annie. i told les we better sleep to divert out minds, and just feel a little peaceful, but of course we knew it wont last that long. so anyway,we had to hold it till we reached BF, and rerouted our agenda towards my home. we literally raced to any available bathroom in my home, and i never felt so grateful for toilets for the longest time, for being there and always ready to comfort me. uhhhh wait, i think it came out weird, but anyways, you people get the picture. so there, wala lang, i just felt like writing it coz i want to remember it, coz it might slip my mind, and forget it, these are the times when i thank God thaT memories stay memories, man it was fun, the adventure, but dude, no way will i do that again, so watermelons are banned from my sight ever again. EVER………………….. well, maybe till i desensitize and throw out all the horrible feelings it goes with it. :)

One Response to “The unforgettable LAXATIVE,”

  1. Jackie Says:

    hehe, watermelon as laxative eh? ma-try nga yan. :P

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